You have violated the clause in your contract concerning Internet usage. Your administrator has been contacted and disciplinary action will take place immediately.

Do not attempt to leave your work station. Do not resist security. Digital cameras have been mounted in various locations to track your actions.

Leaving the building will result in mandatory termination and prosecution.

Counselors specializing in deviant behavior are currently on their way with a strait-jacket. Resistance is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.